Auburn football scores 14 late points, stuns Utah State

By Matt Bonesteel

Auburn Coach Gene Chizik fired up the Tigers’ faithful before his team barely overcame Utah State. (Mickey Welsh - AP) Defending BCS champion Auburn scored 14 consecutive points with less than three minutes remaining to earn a 42-38 win over Utah State, which has suffered 13 straight losing seasons.
Robert Turbin’s one-yard touchdown run gave the Aggies a 38-28 lead with 3:38 left and sent many Auburn fans to the exits. But the Tigers marched right down the field and scored on Philip Lutzenkirchen’s 15-yard touchdown catch with 2:07 left

A guy walks into a bar. He is very drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits down, and asks the barman for a drink. The barman politely informs the man that it looks like he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not serve him. The barman offers to call a taxi. The drunk is a little surprised but climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the door. A few minutes later, the same drunk walks in the side door of the bar. He pushes up to the bar and yells for a beer. The barman comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment curses, and staggers out the side door. One minutes later, the same drunk staggers in through the back door of the bar. He sits himself on a bar stool, and orders a whiskey. The barman comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will not be served. He then tells him that he can either call a taxi or the police. The surprised drunk looks at the barman and says, "My Goodness! How many bars do you work at?"

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Auburn football scores 14 late points, stuns Utah State