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on Aug 22nd 2011 5:29PM

Tomorrow, Deus Ex: Human Revolution launches in North America. If you're wondering what all of the hype is about, then clearly you haven't read our review. Go ahead -- we'll wait.

Done? Yeah, so if you're thinking about picking the game up, you may also be wondering which platform best suits your needs. Well, if your needs involve seeing as little loading as possible, then you should check out this video feature from IGN -- unless you're thinking about getting the game on PC, because we know your rig has, like, so many RAMs.

Source: IGN

Funny but true :)

Pentagon’s Lightning Gun Sold for Scraps

There was a time, not all that long ago, when the Pentagon sank tens of millions of dollars into remote-controlled lightning guns that it hoped would fry insurgent bombs before they killed any more troops. Now, disassembled parts from the one-time wonder-weapons are being sold on eBay. At least one buyer snatched up the gear, hoping to use it in his latest art project for Burning Man.

All of which would make for a funny little story, if that buyer didn’t discover that the multimillion dollar “Joint Improvised Explosive Device Neutralizers,” or JINs, were kluged together from third-rate commercial electronics, and controlled by open Wi-Fi signals. In other words, the Pentagon didn’t just overpay for a flawed weapon. On the off-chance the JIN ever worked, the insurgents could control it, too.

A guy walks into a bar. He is very drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits down, and asks the barman for a drink. The barman politely informs the man that it looks like he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not serve him. The barman offers to call a taxi. The drunk is a little surprised but climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the door. A few minutes later, the same drunk walks in the side door of the bar. He pushes up to the bar and yells for a beer. The barman comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment curses, and staggers out the side door. One minutes later, the same drunk staggers in through the back door of the bar. He sits himself on a bar stool, and orders a whiskey. The barman comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will not be served. He then tells him that he can either call a taxi or the police. The surprised drunk looks at the barman and says, "My Goodness! How many bars do you work at?"

Pub BuZZ :)

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Funny but true :)

Pentagon’s Lightning Gun Sold for Scraps