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A guy walks into a bar. He is very drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits down, and asks the barman for a drink. The barman politely informs the man that it looks like he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not serve him. The barman offers to call a taxi. The drunk is a little surprised but climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the door. A few minutes later, the same drunk walks in the side door of the bar. He pushes up to the bar and yells for a beer. The barman comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment curses, and staggers out the side door. One minutes later, the same drunk staggers in through the back door of the bar. He sits himself on a bar stool, and orders a whiskey. The barman comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will not be served. He then tells him that he can either call a taxi or the police. The surprised drunk looks at the barman and says, "My Goodness! How many bars do you work at?"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
	told them to goaway
	ask them to sit down
	buy them a drink
	ask them to buy you a drink
	smile but no thanks

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