Pub BuZZ :): Hay ! Thats a Deal ! A Round for the house :)

Hay ! Thats a Deal ! A Round for the house :)

So a older Man walked into a busy bar,with a loud voice announces

" I just won the lottery" "a round for every one"

congratulations & clapping all over the bar,every one would come up to him Thanking him as they got there drinks,some of the best looking women on his lap, The bartender said that will be $183 dollars ,"oh by the way how much did you win you old lucky dog"

He said : "$3.00 on a scratch off."

TRUE!

A guy walks into a bar. He is very drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits down, and asks the barman for a drink. The barman politely informs the man that it looks like he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not serve him. The barman offers to call a taxi. The drunk is a little surprised but climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the door. A few minutes later, the same drunk walks in the side door of the bar. He pushes up to the bar and yells for a beer. The barman comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment curses, and staggers out the side door. One minutes later, the same drunk staggers in through the back door of the bar. He sits himself on a bar stool, and orders a whiskey. The barman comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will not be served. He then tells him that he can either call a taxi or the police. The surprised drunk looks at the barman and says, "My Goodness! How many bars do you work at?"

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Hay ! Thats a Deal ! A Round for the house :)