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A guy walks into a bar. He is very drunk and staggers up to the bar, sits down, and asks the barman for a drink. The barman politely informs the man that it looks like he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not serve him. The barman offers to call a taxi. The drunk is a little surprised but climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the door. A few minutes later, the same drunk walks in the side door of the bar. He pushes up to the bar and yells for a beer. The barman comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment curses, and staggers out the side door. One minutes later, the same drunk staggers in through the back door of the bar. He sits himself on a bar stool, and orders a whiskey. The barman comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will not be served. He then tells him that he can either call a taxi or the police. The surprised drunk looks at the barman and says, "My Goodness! How many bars do you work at?"

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